Legally Blind Observations

I think a lot of these new followers got here via this post, mistakenly thinking I posted it originally (I didn’t)

Chocolate wasted

Gonna have a beer, wish I was eating pancakes at Acrop, and watch Netflix until I pass out. 

optimuspimp:

dont you ever get paranoid that the government can watch you through your laptop camera

(via nefariouslycharming)

animalstalkinginallcaps:

HEY, CHRISTINE. I HOPE THIS ISN’T TOO FORWARD OF ME, BUT I WAS WONDERING IF YOU’RE BUSY ON FRIDAY NIGHT. I HAVE TWO UH … TICKETS … TO …

I WOULD LOVE TO GO ON A DATE WITH YOU, CHAD. I WOULD ALSO LOVE IT IF WE COULD IGNORE AND THEN SUBSEQUENTLY FORGET THE FACT THAT I JUST PEED BECAUSE I GOT SO EXCITED. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TICKETS TO?

UH … IT’S, UH …

PLEASE STOP STARING AT MY PEE PUDDLE.

dwyers:

do you ever see someone’s status on facebook and just want to comment

‘nice status, saw it on tumblr’

because i do

all the time

(Source: nathansyoung-archive, via broadwaydinosaur)

All I’ve ever wanted was to be happy. 

(Source: thefuuuucomics, via ohboydoiloveyou)

thedailymeme:

Scumbag Glasses

(via fuck-yeahpickuplines)

Rain stopped about a minute after I started walking, and I didn’t have to shank anybody. All in all, a success.

(via technicolourclair)

It’s like tomfoolery, but with fuckery.

Yup. It is.