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Waldy found a pizza place that he didn’t know he owned on 6th avenue in Manhattan. He is pleased.
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Notes Waldy and I drove past a couple high schoolers making out on the sidewalkAnd at the same time we both shouted “GET A ROOM” out the open window.
And then fist bumped.
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Notes While watching Iron Man 2Waldy: Yo, I love how he just breaks shit in his own house. Me: He don't give a fuck! He's Tony Stark! It's like bein' Fred Duran, but with money! Waldy: .... -
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Notes Waldy’s threatening to teach my Dad to lean like a choloPoppa Duran knowing the song and dance to the Rockaway (and singing and dancing to it frequently) is bad enough.
Gotdammit Waldy.
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Notes Waldy and I just spent the last five minutes arguing quite heatedly about the statistical significance of females in the world who would fuck for a cheeseburgerIS THIS WHAT GRADUATING HAS DONE TO US!?
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NotesWaldy: OH FUCK NO Me: Whoaaaa. What? Waldy: SHE CAN'T LIKE THAT Me: ...what? So she can't like it because you like it? What are you, five? Waldy: Yes! Me: ...how the hell did you graduate college son. Waldy: I'm smart as fuck! And Asian! -
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Notes"Yooooooooooooo C- in French nigga I’M GRADUATINNNNNNN!"Waldy, just now. At 3:15 in the morning.
Hahahaha
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Notes This kid... I fucking can'tWaldy: ...yo, what if the love of your life was like 'Fred, if you don't eat my ass right now, I'm leaving you forever'? Me: ... Me: If the woman in question is the type of chick that would throw away some happily ever after shit, just because I wouldn't eat her ass, that's really not the type of woman I want to have in my life. -
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Notes The Avengers was amazingAnd now Waldy and I are stuck in Bumblefuck, Queens waiting for the bus.
Worth it.
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I really can’t with Waldy right now.
Whateva it’s Avengers time bitches. Lata
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From all the phrases I'm hearing from Waldy in the next room, you'd think he was in there having incredibly angry, unsatisfying rough sex
Waldy: Fuck! Waldy: FUCK! Waldy: .... Waldy: ....fuck! Waldy: I'm sick of your shit! Waldy: I'MA PUT MUH KNEE IN YO CHEST! Waldy: BITCH! DON'T MAKE ME GO SUPA SAIYAN ON YO ASS CUZ I'LL DO IT! Waldy: ... OH SHIT LAY DOWN SLOW! Waldy: Yo, Fred, I'm sick of these bitches runnin' away from me --- AND I'M MAD YOU'RE QUOTING ME ON ALL OF THIS. Waldy: ...fuckin hatechu... *ten seconds later* Waldy: Oh DIS BITCH DON'T WANT IT! ....DONE! -
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Notes"Oh shit… it smells like concentrated sin in there now!"Waldy, upon re-entering the bathroom
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Notes I’m gonna need Waldy to get out of the bathroom before I shit my pantsI wish I was kidding.
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Notes AlsoI’ve been thinking about s’mores all day for some reason. Waldy left this morning/early afternoon, and just walked back in with, among other things, marshmallows, graham crackers and chocolate.
Brother from another mother up in this piece.
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Notes"You’re the type o’ nigga that don’t deserve pussy."Waldy, to me
Damn man. Cuttin deep
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don’t get me fucking started on sake vegans.
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my wife is drinking and thumbing through the thinkgeek catalog.
is it too late to propose again?
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legallyblindobservations replied to your post: yeah that shot of bushmills is going to bite me in the tookus.
sir, whiskey...
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Is it bad that I'm making fun of people who are going to Ocean City this weekend?
Like… have fun sitting in traffic on 50 for like five hours and...
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Today was honestly one of the best days I’ve had in a while. You’re amazing and I want to thank you for ever allowing me into your life. I hope this...
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drunk tumbling is a whole other experience.
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shaking ya ass transcends all races, ethnicities, cultures, languages and religions.
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Anonymous asked: why do you dislike tyler oakley
he’s like the dane cook of tumblr
