Legally Blind Observations
Damn near blind with shit brown eyes. I think I do all right.
LINKS AND TAGS (in no particular order):
Dat tagged/me doe
Grad school shenanigans
Stories from my undergrad days
Life in NYC
Operation: Get Me the Fuck Up Outta Here 1.0, 2.0, and 3.0
Adventures in gainful employment!
My love/hate relationship with Anons
How to be a Successful New Yorker
If you came to hear me
Things Thought Up by Lunatic Geniuses
Quotes and Conversations
In which I am dead from laughter
What I Need in Life (updated as needed)
Things that are accurate!
Witty Quote Wednesday
People that I would maim in the street
Pickup Lines So Bad They Must Work
Thomas Griffin asks "why?"
The Frown-Upside-Down Project (aka Hipster Edits)
Waldy's Words of Wisdom
Da Serenadin' Da Ladiez List
All my lovely angry rants
|Waldy:||I feel like if you had two baby-mommas (God forbid) and one of them was classier than the other you'd get two different types of insults.|
|Me:||Hahahahaha what the fuck?|
|Waldy:||The classier one would be like "you a no good momma's boy, who can't get his shit together, ain't ever gonna be worth a damn, ain't never gonna amount to shit, lazy, stupid nigga. While the hood rat would be like "you a bitch ass, ain't shit ain't never gonna be shit ass lazy ass stupid ass nigga".|
people reblogging gifs of the towers falling got the nerve to caption it with shit like “if you don’t have this on your blog today… what is wrong...
Everyone’s talking about this Olive Garden unlimited pasta for $100 thing but unless they wanna throw in some pumpkin cheesecake (WITH THE...
as a society, we can’t get better than that....
lil Peggy 2 turnt
My hair looks bad in my new passport photo and the lady at the post office was really nice.
the “mean girls” in hs used to say i look like an alien bc of my big eyes but they never said it to my face cuz they was #weak