Legally Blind Observations
Damn near blind with shit brown eyes. I think I do all right.
LINKS AND TAGS (in no particular order):
Dat tagged/me doe
Grad school shenanigans
Stories from my undergrad days
Life in NYC
Operation: Get Me the Fuck Up Outta Here 1.0, 2.0, and 3.0
Adventures in gainful employment!
My love/hate relationship with Anons
How to be a Successful New Yorker
If you came to hear me
Things Thought Up by Lunatic Geniuses
Quotes and Conversations
In which I am dead from laughter
What I Need in Life (updated as needed)
Things that are accurate!
Witty Quote Wednesday
People that I would maim in the street
Pickup Lines So Bad They Must Work
Thomas Griffin asks "why?"
The Frown-Upside-Down Project (aka Hipster Edits)
Waldy's Words of Wisdom
Da Serenadin' Da Ladiez List
All my lovely angry rants
|Waldy:||I feel like if you had two baby-mommas (God forbid) and one of them was classier than the other you'd get two different types of insults.|
|Me:||Hahahahaha what the fuck?|
|Waldy:||The classier one would be like "you a no good momma's boy, who can't get his shit together, ain't ever gonna be worth a damn, ain't never gonna amount to shit, lazy, stupid nigga. While the hood rat would be like "you a bitch ass, ain't shit ain't never gonna be shit ass lazy ass stupid ass nigga".|
My hair looks bad in my new passport photo and the lady at the post office was really nice.
the “mean girls” in hs used to say i look like an alien bc of my big eyes but they never said it to my face cuz they was #weak
Met a hot bearded guy at the bar and he had a marvel sleeve done deal
I refuse to take a shower until I know for sure what I’m gonna sing.
Do not ever message me again