Legally Blind Observations
Damn near blind with shit brown eyes. I think I do all right.
LINKS AND TAGS (in no particular order):
Dat tagged/me doe
Grad school shenanigans
Stories from my undergrad days
Life in NYC
Operation: Get Me the Fuck Up Outta Here 1.0, 2.0, and 3.0
Adventures in gainful employment!
My love/hate relationship with Anons
How to be a Successful New Yorker
If you came to hear me
Things Thought Up by Lunatic Geniuses
Quotes and Conversations
Interesting things said by Momma Duran, Poppadukes, and my sister
In which I am dead from laughter
What I Need in Life (updated as needed)
Things that are accurate!
People that I would maim in the street
Pickup Lines So Bad They Must Work
Thomas Griffin asks "why?"
The Frown-Upside-Down Project (aka Hipster Edits)
Adventures with Waldy
The Word of Bovice
Da Serenadin' Da Ladiez List
All my lovely angry rants
|Waldy:||I feel like if you had two baby-mommas (God forbid) and one of them was classier than the other you'd get two different types of insults.|
|Me:||Hahahahaha what the fuck?|
|Waldy:||The classier one would be like "you a no good momma's boy, who can't get his shit together, ain't ever gonna be worth a damn, ain't never gonna amount to shit, lazy, stupid nigga. While the hood rat would be like "you a bitch ass, ain't shit ain't never gonna be shit ass lazy ass stupid ass nigga".|
You know what? Fuck it.
I know when I’ll find out the fate of the rest of my life (jk) [bar results]. I’m not gonna say specifically when because I’m not out here to stress...
It’s official! I’ve secured a job, and start on November third!!!
Back in the therapist field. I’ve missed it so.