Legally Blind Observations
ONE OF THE FOLLOWING IS PROBABLY WHY YOU'RE HERE (in no particular order):
My face and stuff
My Amazon wishlist woohoo!
Grad school shenanigans
Stories from my undergrad days
Life in NYC
Adventures in gainful employment!
My love/hate relationship with Anons
If you came to hear me
Quotes and Conversations
In which I am dead from laughter
What I Need in Life (updated as needed)
Things that are accurate!
Witty Quote Wednesday
People that I would maim in the street
Pickup Lines So Bad They Must Work
Thomas Griffin asks "why?"
The Frown-Upside-Down Project (aka Hipster Edits)
Waldy's Words of Wisdom
Da Serenadin' Da Ladiez List
All my lovely angry rants
|Waldy:||I feel like if you had two baby-mommas (God forbid) and one of them was classier than the other you'd get two different types of insults.|
|Me:||Hahahahaha what the fuck?|
|Waldy:||The classier one would be like "you a no good momma's boy, who can't get his shit together, ain't ever gonna be worth a damn, ain't never gonna amount to shit, lazy, stupid nigga. While the hood rat would be like "you a bitch ass, ain't shit ain't never gonna be shit ass lazy ass stupid ass nigga".|
|Waldy:||St. John's is on some fuck shit these niggas called me asking for $250 like it was all good.|
|Me:||Same with me. I told them I'd think about spotting them a fiver but I told them not to hold their breath.|
|Waldy:||I laughed and hung up.|
|Me:||Okay so there were like two pairs of random panties hanging up on the top of the shower door when I went to take a shower just now.|
|Me:||So for the first time in my life, I tried... *put sunglasses on* NOT to get the panties wet.|
|Waldy:||Oh yeah, my father's getting remarried. April 20th.|
|Litza:||Of this month!?|
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