Legally Blind Observations

iqdni99a:

So here it is 1,000 Burpees with a weighted vest. Do what others won’t to one day do what they can’t and all that shit. But yeah definitely one of the worst experiences of my life. 

You are a fool

harlold:

this is literally my favorite video

Waldy and I did this on Long Island (a year before this video was posted, mind you), and some kid heard the shots and dived on the sidewalk behind a mailbox

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Y’all should go say happy birthday to Waldy on account of the fact that it’s his birthday and he’s put up with me for the majority of the last five years. 

Yo last night was wild on the Internet haha. Singing to random white chicks on Omegle, a whole Chatroulette session without seeing a single dick, talking to some random in North Carolina who was CONVINCED Waldy and I were from YouTube, and sharing the majesty of Jolly Ranchers with innocent college freshmen chicks. College graduates, passing on college ingenuity to the next incoming class. It’s providence.

I also apparently am betrothed to Waldy’s girlfriend’s friend, whom I’ve never met but apparently is perfect for me? Cool haha

Outchea on the island with my main homey/brother Waldy, gettin ready to fuck shit up with some booze and pizza and Halo fuck wit us

iqdni99a asked: You are a bitch ass nigga but you my homie even though you soft. Oh right this is supposed to be anonymous. Fuck it I do what I want.

Waldy’s got some serious game. He’s taken though, ladies, so back off

Send him some good vibes, will ya? 

walliard:

lightspeedsound:

one-bite-at-a-time:

aka 99% of Fox News programming.

EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET SHOULD HAVE THIS AT THE READY. 

I’ve seen someone try to use fallacy fallacy fallacy before.

As in, “You are accusing me of using a fallacy, therefore you have lost the argument.”

This one’s for you, Waldy

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I have this as a widget on my phone. I used to use it frequently, much to Waldy’s dismay

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batreaux:

pro tip: tell the police “lol jk” after committing a crime and you are legally unarrestable 

I’ve told Waldy that “shotty no jail” works at sentencing hearings but he still doesn’t believe me

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