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The song “Accidental Racist” covers Paisley’s struggle to deal with race issues as a white man in the South, who feels like people are “walking on eggshells” whenever the subject comes up. The lyrics describe him (or at least the character he’s playing) walking into a coffee shop wearing a shirt that has a confederate flag on it. Paisley sings, “[I’m] just a proud rebel son with an ‘ol can of worms/Lookin’ like I got a lot to learn.” LL Cool J eventually answers Paisley’s verse with a rap of his own. “If you don’t judge my do-rag… I won’t judge your red flag,” the recent Grammy host says. “If you don’t judge my gold chains… I’ll forget the iron chains,” he continues.
No. Just no.
Thank you.
THOSE TATTOOS THAT HAVE AN ANCHOR AND SAY ‘I REFUSE TO SINK’ ARE SO STUPID DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT ANCHORS ARE LITERALLY SUPPOSED TO SINK THAT’S THE POINT OF THEM IF YOU WANT A TATTOO THAT SAYS THAT MAKE THE PICTURE BE OF A POOL NOODLE OR SOME FLOATIES OR SOMETHING
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Asado/a just means “grilled.” It doesn’t mean steak. It doesn’t mean chicken. It doesn’t mean anything else. Just “grilled.” Well technically it directly translates as “roast” but for the purposes of the restaurant’s usage it’s “grilled.”
So if you ask me for an “asada burrito” thinking you’re super clever and culturally inclined n’ shit, A) you sound like an idiot B) I’m forever gonna remember you as an idiot C) we’re gonna have this conversation. Please just ask for a steak burrito and keep the line moving.
someone actually drew up and designed the pt cruiser and thought “wow this is a great idea” and another entirely different independent group of people agreed and approved the design for production
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manifest—destiny replied to your photo: GPOYW — Super serious stylin on em/FBI meeting…
okay this i fucks with hardcore

“I lived without out a computer and cell phone when I was your age.”
yeah well YOUR parents lived without a microwave and the polio vaccine but I don’t see you giving that up
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Stop blaming movies
And video games
And Marilyn Manson
And gun laws
For shootings like this.
why do people keep acting like tumblr is so super secret we’re people with blogs not the fucking illuminati
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manifestdestiny1839 replied to your post: Damn son this may be the first summer I dont have…
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I have butter pecan ice cream and netflix tonight is the shit <3
My Velma Cosplay!
adorable!
Unf.
Hey, if you don’t like what I post, don’t look at my blog.
It’s a porno
OH LAWWWDY, is what Huck Finn would say.
I am merely minutes into The Last Of Us, and I am so into it, and I AM SO ABSORBED into this fiction...
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i put those behind read mores because since i’ve gotten way more followers who i know nothing about/dont talk to me id hate to have to verbally rip...
man only on tumblr will idiots sit here and unquestioningly reblog posts like “enter ur pin backwards to call de cops” or “hey look ur eyes can be...