Legally Blind Observations
ONE OF THE FOLLOWING IS PROBABLY WHY YOU'RE HERE (in no particular order):
My face and stuff
Grad school shenanigans
Stories from my undergrad days
Life in NYC
Adventures in gainful employment!
My love/hate relationship with Anons
If you came to hear me
Quotes and Conversations
In which I am dead from laughter
What I Need in Life (updated as needed)
Things that are accurate!
Witty Quote Wednesday
People that I would maim in the street
Pickup Lines So Bad They Must Work
Thomas Griffin asks "why?"
The Frown-Upside-Down Project (aka Hipster Edits)
Waldy's Words of Wisdom
Da Serenadin' Da Ladiez List
All my lovely angry rants
|Girl:||I have a boyfriend|
|Boy:||I said hi not suck my dick|
|girl:||i have a boyfriend|
|boy:||i said hi not suck my dick|
Literally only want to see titties soooooo don’t talk to me
Ive nevr been high this long
Ok last thing before I disappear for a bit, whenever I see people on here romanticizing the amalgamation of coffee and cigarettes, I can’t help but...
Why don’t all states enforce a zero tolerance policy for underage drinking and driving? There should we no “legal limit” for a person under 21 who...
Tumblr’s where lames bitch and argue about the pettiest of shit. A lot of you folks childish and naive for that.
You got people out here...
lmao the university is closing today and tomorrow
FOUR DAY WEEKEND BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSSS
this is awesome omg
i’m gonna get all my thoughts out for the night
really like girl hips
and running my fingers down across the curve
and girl hair....
I just cut myself trying to open a bottle of booze. Not in a depressed way, but it took 10 minutes to open, so yeah, I guess in a depressed way.