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So I didn’t sleep at all haha
Been up since around 11am yesterday. Holla
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htg dying its so fckin slow at work and im missing my lil sisters prom pics for this shit
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It’s kinda red. :| Not as red as I’d hope, but it’s there.
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you know how sometimes you try to read something in a dream
and you can make out the individual words, but when you read them all together in a...
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Facial peels look like ejaculatory fluids.
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“I sipped a 40 out of an extra long bendy straw while reading a book on the black power movement and then working on a paper on femininity during the...”
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miguel tried to long jump 46 bitches in church shoes this nigga think he blake griffin
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“hey does anyone want a Pop”
no i dont want a pop because its called soda because...
