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Booze, buddies and ridiculousness. And I learned that forearms are the male cleavage, which is a valuable bit of insider knowledge. All in all, a great night of shenanigans to round out the summer.
As crazy as it sounds, and as much as highschool-aged Fred would scoff and slap me for saying it, I’m gonna miss Hamden.
Got another apartment. I have to go talk to the guy tomorrow and finalize everything. Hopefully there aren’t any snags or anything and it goes by smoothly.
And now beer.
Wednesday and Thursday!
Friday!
Saturday and Sunday!
You lovely bastard
And probably sleep meow. Word.
I am gonna miss Tuesday shenanigans with the homies at Sidestreet when I move to NYC a lot more than I’d like to admit.
Woohoo!
It was pretty interesting. Once you get past the whole no-hair, human-looking paws thing, he was pretty cute haha.
I have a habit of stealing hats that are too small for my head when I’ve been drinking. Haha.
Aaaaaaayyyyyy oooooohhhhhh
And then get silly. Shazaam.
Fuck yeah.
The dream team Double W gonna be rollin’ deep on some fools again this weekend. Y’all ain’t ready for Waldy and me to be in the same state again. He’s gonna be runnin’ lames in some Crossfit and I’m gonna be talkin shit the entire time, and then we’re hittin an afterparty for copious shenanigans.
You ain’t bout that life.
Peace and chicken grease!
| Female student (second grade): | Hey guys, Mr. Fred is gonna take us to the scary bathroom! |
| Me: | ...the heck? You can't say things like that! |
| *Ten minutes later* | |
| Different female student (also second grade): | Mr. Fred? Can you sit on me? |
| Me: | ...wat. |
| Girl: | Sit on me. Come crush me. |
| Me: | Um... no. What kind of request is that? |
| Girl: | *kanyeshrug* |
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My Velma Cosplay!
adorable!
Unf.
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