Legally Blind Observations
ONE OF THE FOLLOWING IS PROBABLY WHY YOU'RE HERE (in no particular order):
My face and stuff
Grad school shenanigans
Stories from my undergrad days
Life in NYC
Adventures in gainful employment!
My love/hate relationship with Anons
If you came to hear me
Quotes and Conversations
In which I am dead from laughter
What I Need in Life (updated as needed)
Things that are accurate!
Witty Quote Wednesday
People that I would maim in the street
Pickup Lines So Bad They Must Work
Thomas Griffin asks "why?"
The Frown-Upside-Down Project (aka Hipster Edits)
Waldy's Words of Wisdom
Da Serenadin' Da Ladiez List
All my lovely angry rants
|Female student (second grade):||Hey guys, Mr. Fred is gonna take us to the scary bathroom!|
|Me:||...the heck? You can't say things like that!|
|*Ten minutes later*|
|Different female student (also second grade):||Mr. Fred? Can you sit on me?|
|Girl:||Sit on me. Come crush me.|
|Me:||Um... no. What kind of request is that?|
you know how in the Bible, probably in like Leviticus or something, there’s that weird part about how women on their periods should be segregated...
logging off until after my last exam on friday PEACE OUT
when you surprise a bitch in spanish
a lot of fedora-type dudes don’t actually wear fedoras, you just know them from the way they are. it’s...
Tumblr’s like that 5 year old you know who won’t stop repeating the poop joke he heard on the playground.
Don’t mind me, just playing through Mass Effect for the gazillionth time.
I admire anyone brave enough to put their music on shuffle and play it for other people.