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serbu009 replied to your chat: Me: How old are you? Person: How old do you think…
I do a similar thing when guys ask me if I have a boyfriend. I won’t lie, I love doing it.
That’s so evil haha
serbu009 replied to your photo: GPOYW — spiff spiff edition
Infinite points for the tags, plus an additional 6 for the actual outfit.
I’ll take it! :{D
serbu009 replied to your post: Ham egg and cheese bagel or ham and cheese LT wrap?
Ham egg & cheese bagel because America.
My next sammich shall be thus.
Because America.

serbu009 replied to your quote: That was before we knew we was cousins!
I didn’t really believe her when she told me, but she incested.
serbu009 replied to your post: Been getting noticeably leaner
If you’re not eating other dairy besides cheese, make sure you’re either eating calcium-rich veggies (dark greens or soy products, mostly) or taking a supplement. :) Also, fiber and water. Sorry, I’ll get off my soapbox now. lol
I’m drinking milk with the cereal every day and I really only drink water (and lemonade at work). The cereal has 3g of fiber per serving but if I can find a fiber supplement somewhere out here I may get it.
And I’m completely clueless when it comes to this stuff so if you see something and wanna chime in, by all means hop on that soapbox haha, I appreciate it :{p
serbu009 replied to your post: Got an interview for a yob tomorrow in the city
Get dat yob brah.
Das da plan gurlllll :{D
serbu009 replied to your post: I would do criminal things for a massage right…
Hydrate like crazy and take an aspirin for now. But seriously, indulge in a massage. I do maybe once or twice a year, and it’s absolutely worth the cost.
Thanks miss, I think I’ll do that. Gonna have to talk to Momma Duran about massagery haha
white-people-problemss replied to your post: The question now becomes
Its not pre-gaming or being an alcoholic. Its just being a guy. Sometimes i drink a beer when i wake up just because i like beer. That includes, but is not limited to, 7am before school, 9am days while in the shower, and plenty of times before 1pm.
serbu009 replied to your post: The question now becomes
Not only is it Saturday (meaning you’re allowed to start anytime), but it’s summer (meaning you’re REALLY allowed to start anytime). Go for it brah!
You guys rock haha. I ended up not doing it yesterday, but I had a little bit of jungle juice this morning after I woke up haha. Just enough to wet my whistle, as they say
serbu009 replied to your photo: Me n’ Studybeard boutta hit this Organized Crime…
I hope that Batman shirt will help you with Robin that A.

and I like it!
serbu009 replied to your quote: Yooooooooooooo C- in French nigga I’M…
It sounds like I’m more academically on par with Waldy than you. C’s get degrees, baby!
That they do haha. Momma Duran wasn’t feelin’ the 2.66 second semester of freshman year though so I’ve been tryin’ to step it up a bit. I don’t think I’ve ever gotten anything below a C, but I’m definitely feelin’ the 4.0 Fairy’s magic at work here haha
serbu009 replied to your post: Damn man
Preachin’ to the choir bro.
Word. It’s just… meh. I haven’t quite checked out yet because I’m still not 100% in the clear yet (if I fail any of my classes I don’t graduate, so I have to work a little bit), but shit. I just wanna be done already.
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serbu009 replied to your post: serbu009 replied to your post: Cinnamon and sugar…
No big. I’m off to get a cinnamon latte now, so all is forgiven!
And balance is restored to the cinnamon force. Hell yes
serbu009 replied to your post: Cinnamon and sugar in the pancake batter was a great idea
That sounds amazing. That’s for ruining the lettuce I’m eating, jerk. haha
A thousand apologies miss, I just had to let the world know haha
serbu009 replied to your post: serbu009 replied to your post: Lucky Charms for…
Please. Of course I know that! I wouldn’t use it in a non-sarcastic manner. haha
Hahahaha. Just making sure
manifestdestiny1839 replied to your post: Damn son this may be the first summer I dont have…
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I have butter pecan ice cream and netflix tonight is the shit <3
My Velma Cosplay!
adorable!
Unf.
Hey, if you don’t like what I post, don’t look at my blog.
It’s a porno
OH LAWWWDY, is what Huck Finn would say.
I am merely minutes into The Last Of Us, and I am so into it, and I AM SO ABSORBED into this fiction...
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i put those behind read mores because since i’ve gotten way more followers who i know nothing about/dont talk to me id hate to have to verbally rip...
man only on tumblr will idiots sit here and unquestioningly reblog posts like “enter ur pin backwards to call de cops” or “hey look ur eyes can be...