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I bring joy to the world. I am filled with mirth and sunlight. Also, I am Batman.
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck yes. I’m 50% a therapist.
Currently intoxicated...
at least for now
I CAME HOME FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE TUES AND I HAS A PACKAGE OH BOY
alex’s birthday is friday, so i purchased us a family membership (for us and any of our children under 16) to the brooklyn botanical garden, where...
Sleeeepy
I’d wish for a billion dollars and an end to hunger or whatever. And then he’d look at me, expecting me to free him with my third...
consider KISSING MY ASS
One more paper and one more test and I’ll be DONE DONE DONE!