Legally Blind Observations
ONE OF THE FOLLOWING IS PROBABLY WHY YOU'RE HERE (in no particular order):
My face and stuff
My Amazon wishlist woohoo!
Grad school shenanigans
Stories from my undergrad days
Life in NYC
Adventures in gainful employment!
My love/hate relationship with Anons
If you came to hear me
Quotes and Conversations
In which I am dead from laughter
What I Need in Life (updated as needed)
Things that are accurate!
Witty Quote Wednesday
People that I would maim in the street
Pickup Lines So Bad They Must Work
Thomas Griffin asks "why?"
The Frown-Upside-Down Project (aka Hipster Edits)
Waldy's Words of Wisdom
Da Serenadin' Da Ladiez List
All my lovely angry rants
Like hot food
I love you
bread & cold
or, days later, after
when I want
Memories gathered around a picture frame of better times
Of “cheers!” with red cups wearing dinner jackets and party ties
The smiles belie the atmosphere that surrounds them
As fire flashes near and footsteps thunder all around them
No more memos, invoices or receipts, ‘cause
It’s all just debris for someone to come and sweep up
Hand-written notes of which only survived a sliver
An envelope addressed to “Home” that will never be delivered
Facts and figures, numbers and projections
Today it all escapes our attention
Now you mention terrorism and you get terrified folks
Having flashbacks to that day when the planes were flying low
Dust in their hair aged them thirty years in a day
But washing out the white didn’t wash the age away
The most heinous act on US soil in this century
In a picture, so we don’t forget the memory.
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