Legally Blind Observations

peezeezeo replied to your post: Just serenaded some random ladies on Omegle

Did they cream their respective jeans?

Hahaha they were like “wow you’re actually really good” and I was like “thanks gurllll”

peezeezeo replied to your post: Oh yeah and I updated the List of Pickup Lines So…

Quick have sex with me one would be great because after I would wanna here peoples explanations. I would be thinking of something outrageous to say after I was done hahah

Bruh you have to have that shit memorized backwards and forwards before you even leave the crib. You cannot get caught with your pants down (figuratively speaking) on something like this and expect not to end up a post on the Internet haha

peezeezeo replied to your post: peezeezeo replied to your post: Dads birthday…

I havent yet so I guess I never miss as well haha

peezeezeo replied to your post: Dads birthday was cool. Hibachi, silliness, a…

Hibachi is fun when people dont know how to catch food because the guys are so persistent on throwing food into your mouths haha

I never miss. Like, never. Momma Duran thinks I’m basically a legend

peezeezeo replied to your post: peezeezeo replied to your post: Undead Nightmare…

I didnt actually beat either story because Im a fucking slacker haha but Adam did and got all the mounts in the Undead dlc including the Unicorn I did survive to like wave 24 in the survival mode thing though

Hahaha you should definitely finish them, the last few missions for the regular story are cool, and the last one for the Undead Nightmare was a little spooky, I wasn’t mad at it. I have all the mounts besides the Unicorn, I’ll probably go find it at some point tomorrow after work. It doesn’t fly does it? 

peezeezeo replied to your post: Undead Nightmare was cool

Until you get then Blunderbuss and then you will be able to acquire for ammo everywhere because ZOMBIE BITS!

I really didn’t use the Blunderbuss that much, actually. By the time I unlocked it I was already pretty stable ammo-wise and didn’t really feel a need for it. Also, it was a very situational weapon. If you had like 12 zombies coming at you and they were spread out past a certain range, and all you had was the Blunderbuss, you were in trouble because it reloaded so gotdamn slowly. I’d use it when clearing out towns if like the last two or three or so zombies were tightly clustered (like trapped in a house or behind a vaultable fence or something), but other than that and the random stray zombie out in the wilderness, I didn’t use it much

peezeezeo replied to your post: Pantsless. Excellent

But I am kiltless not so excellent D:

peezeezeo replied to your post: The real question is, why am I still wearing…

Wtf are pants bro I thought we just wore kilts?

I wish man. I surely do wish

peezeezeo replied to your post: peezeezeo replied to your post: Internet back at…

These are all good things.

Haha that they are indeed!

peezeezeo replied to your post: Internet back at the apartment, finally Midterm…

Drink beer.

I’ve been meaning to get some for a while (since I ran out haha). Tomorrow’s agenda will include getting beer. As well as sammich materials and a haircut haha

peezeezeo replied to your post: peezeezeo replied to your post: There are two more…

Where do you even live? lol

I live near Glenbrook, down Woodin towards Wintergreen haha

peezeezeo replied to your post: There are two more trains going to Grand Central…

Snowball fight?

I’d be down if I could get out there haha

peezeezeo replied to your video: I jumped off my roof. It was cool.

I don’t even wanna get on my roof in fear it will cause an avalanche.

When I got out on the roof the snow was up to my shoulders. I climbed out the window face first into a pile of snow and then cleared the whole thing off. 

Then I jumped off it haha

ladyaches replied to your photo: How I felt when a guy walked in and casually asked…

This is the second time today I’ve given the “pee on annoying customers” advice :)

Hahahahahahaha. Sound advice, to be sure. If only it were feasible/legal

beafraidofjesus replied to your photo: How I felt when a guy walked in and casually asked…

‘i don’t want to be a bother’ says the most annoying creature on earth.

Right!? I was like dude you became a bother the moment you asked for 21 tacos with a huge line behind you. I mean I know he had no control over the line, but to get the check split up too just added to it. He was a smug bastard too, he knew what he was doing.

peezeezeo replied to your photo: How I felt when a guy walked in and casually asked…

I would like 47 tacos, a giraffe, and to be able to breath under water and I will be paying with 3 different types of currency but I don’t wanna be a bother so whatever is easiest for you.

It’s like you were there when he ordered, holy shit haha

peezeezeo replied to your post: peezeezeo replied to your post: Tomorrow! And then…

Well I will be working Saturday afternoon so I can’t play then D:

Dammit! We’ll figure something out