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Notesif (straight) men were smart, they would find their girlfriend’s pinterest and do some research for the next time they “don’t know what to get you for a gift” odds are they also have a “dream proposal” on there somewhere too…
She’s right!
(Source: smokingbogeys)
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It’s kinda red. :| Not as red as I’d hope, but it’s there.
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you know how sometimes you try to read something in a dream
and you can make out the individual words, but when you read them all together in a...
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Facial peels look like ejaculatory fluids.
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“I sipped a 40 out of an extra long bendy straw while reading a book on the black power movement and then working on a paper on femininity during the...”
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miguel tried to long jump 46 bitches in church shoes this nigga think he blake griffin
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“hey does anyone want a Pop”
no i dont want a pop because its called soda because...
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Anonymous asked: What is your opinion of Watchmen? Which character is your favorite?
its a masterpiece.
alan moore.
