Legally Blind Observations

I’m starving and disoriented as all hell haha. Sorta feeling like this

But of course!

I dunno if this happens to anybody else, but when I get really really tired (usually when it happens suddenly), I sort of start to doze but then twitch back awake right before I lose consciousness. It’s really annoying and has caused me to drop stuff I had on the bed with me before, but I guess it’s as good an indicator as any that it’s naptime haha. 

• Need a nap
• This classroom smells like dookie
• Why am I here? We have the study guide and he’s not teaching us anything
• Can’t wait to vibe out to my Coolin’ Out playlist and sleep
• Back hurts a lot for some reason
• I blame my shitty mattress, which I’ll be sleeping on again in about an hour and a half
• Vicious cycle of fuckery
• Meh

I just woke up from a 4 hour coma of a ninja nap. This is a blessing and a curse, because the nap was awesome but it went a lotta bit too long. Now I gotta

• Eat
• Pack for tomorrow
• Study for this test tomorrow
• Be generally awesome

It’s gonna be tough, but I think I can do it. 

Ya heard?

That I may procure a sammich before heading back here for a nap. 

SEND SAMMICH VIBES MY WAY

Shit was sneaky, but necessary. Now to get to work up in dis piece.

I almost fell asleep like twelve times in my last class, and now I’m in Global Crime with Professor Snoozeville in a room that’s just a bit warmer than it should be aka perfect for nap taking.

Gotdammit. 

That nap was most excellent.

STARVING. I couldn’t see the clock clearly across the room and thought it said 6:59am instead of 9:59pm. Kinda wish it were 6:59am. Mehh. 

I know, I know, I only work Monday through Friday for four hours a day. But these kids are absolutely batshit crazy, and they wear you out.

I get home after work at around 12:30. It’s slavery hot outside, and even worse in my house, and for some odd reason I’m exhausted, but I know that if I take a nap I’ll end up sleeping for five hours and then not sleep at all that night, meaning I’ll be even more tired the next day, and so on and so forth; it took me a day of willing myself not to sleep before like 11 to get into this sleep cycle, and it’s still fucked up.

This explains the recent lack of activity, both here and over at Totally Legit Psychological Facts. However, rest assured, this lull is only temporary, and as soon as I’ve mastered my sleeping schedule once more, I’ll return to both in full force.

Word.

But now I gotta go to sleep, so peace and chicken grease.

Same as yesterday. While these naps are amazing, they’re starting to encroach upon my life. I may have to cut it to two tomorrow. 

Be jealous

It’s gonna be fucking amazing.