Legally Blind Observations
ONE OF THE FOLLOWING IS PROBABLY WHY YOU'RE HERE (in no particular order):
My face and stuff
Grad school shenanigans
Stories from my undergrad days
Life in NYC
Adventures in gainful employment!
My love/hate relationship with Anons
If you came to hear me
Quotes and Conversations
In which I am dead from laughter
What I Need in Life (updated as needed)
Things that are accurate!
Witty Quote Wednesday
People that I would maim in the street
Pickup Lines So Bad They Must Work
Thomas Griffin asks "why?"
The Frown-Upside-Down Project (aka Hipster Edits)
Waldy's Words of Wisdom
Da Serenadin' Da Ladiez List
All my lovely angry rants
|Momma Duran:||Don't be illin' me... with them toes!|
|My sister:||My toes are cute!|
|Maria:||Happy birthday Momma Duran! Did you tell her?|
|Me:||Hahaha I'll be sure to let her know|
|Maria:||Good. Woman wears knives in her hair. I need her on my side.|
|Momma Duran:||Esos mamaos|
|Me:||What does mamao mean?|
|Momma Duran:||Sucker. Like booby sucker.|
|Dad:||Then shit, I'm a mamao.|
|Me:||...I'm too practical sometimes.|
|Momma Duran:||Sounding kinda full of yourself there, my son.|
|Me:||No. Saying I'm too handsome sometimes would be me being full of myself, Ma.|
|My sister:||It would also be false.|
|Momma Duran and my sister:||*Fist bump*|
logging off until after my last exam on friday PEACE OUT
when you surprise a bitch in spanish
a lot of fedora-type dudes don’t actually wear fedoras, you just know them from the way they are. it’s...
Tumblr’s like that 5 year old you know who won’t stop repeating the poop joke he heard on the playground.
Don’t mind me, just playing through Mass Effect for the gazillionth time.
notice how i only included the t-shirt, throw pillow and mugs in the photo set?
t-shirt cus u gon wanna let ur other know they can’t be treating...
I admire anyone brave enough to put their music on shuffle and play it for other people.
I might be too much sometimes.. but at least I’m trying.
Effort has to account for something right?