Legally Blind Observations
Damn near blind with shit brown eyes. I think I do all right.
LINKS AND TAGS (in no particular order):
Dat tagged/me doe
Grad school shenanigans
Stories from my undergrad days
Life in NYC
Operation: Get Me the Fuck Up Outta Here 1.0, 2.0, and 3.0
Adventures in gainful employment!
My love/hate relationship with Anons
How to be a Successful New Yorker
If you came to hear me
Things Thought Up by Lunatic Geniuses
Quotes and Conversations
In which I am dead from laughter
What I Need in Life (updated as needed)
Things that are accurate!
Witty Quote Wednesday
People that I would maim in the street
Pickup Lines So Bad They Must Work
Thomas Griffin asks "why?"
The Frown-Upside-Down Project (aka Hipster Edits)
Waldy's Words of Wisdom
Da Serenadin' Da Ladiez List
All my lovely angry rants
|Momma Duran:||*walks by my Dad*|
|My Dad:||*taps her butt with his foot*|
|Momma Duran:||Why you kickin' me?|
|My Dad:||Cuz that booty mine|
|Momma Duran:||Y'know I met your Dad when I was around 24 or 25. You'll be fine, my son. You have a lot to offer these ladies, you're funny, you're cute... I dunno about the sexy but these girls seem to think you are.|
|Momma Duran:||Janelle's over here making faces haha|
|Me:||So am I.|
|My sister:||Don't worry about it Fred. Looooooooooooooooove will fiiiiiiiiiiiiind you|
|My sister:||Okay bye bye buttcheek!|
|Lady on Olay commercial:||I'm keeping everything. Except frown lines, I'm throwing those back.|
|Momma Duran:||Yeah good luck with that ya old bitch|
|Momma Duran:||What're you watching?|
|My Dad:||I dunno, some stupid show called "Taste." They can taste my balls.|
lil Peggy 2 turnt
My hair looks bad in my new passport photo and the lady at the post office was really nice.
the “mean girls” in hs used to say i look like an alien bc of my big eyes but they never said it to my face cuz they was #weak
Met a hot bearded guy at the bar and he had a marvel sleeve done deal
I refuse to take a shower until I know for sure what I’m gonna sing.