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NotesMe: Yo. Dis nap gon' be cray cray Momma Duran: This snap? Me: Nah. Dis nap. Momma Duran: What snap? Boy get the hell outta here with that bullshit, I don't have time for this. Me: I'm sayin' doe. Dis nap. Cray cray. Momma Duran: MOVE! -
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NotesFinn: Jake, you totally have to stop her! Jake: Ughh I can't, she's too sassy and powerful! -
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Notes I think I’ll work on another trackBecause fuck sleep, amiright?
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NotesMe: Yo there's no beer here. I wanted to have a just got into grad school beer but there wasn't any. My Dad: Go downstairs and get some beer, don't bullshit to me. -
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NotesA song for the thirsty out there
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Notes"I had an argument today with these girls in my Spanish class because they said you look like Justin Timberlake."My sister
What the fuck
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Hahahahaha
(Source: robotindisguise)
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Gpoy
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Notes I’VE UPSET SOMEONE ON THE INTERNET
I love the smell of upset in the morning
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Oh dashboard lolz
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Notes My Dad just busted out in “Set Fire to the Rain” randomlyWhat a guy. Hahaha
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My sister: So what's good with the new MIB movie? Me: Some chick thinks I look like I should be in MIB because of that picture you and me took, Dad. Dad: Hell yeah, that was the point. Men in Black, muthafuckas. Fuck with us and die. Take that chill pill and chill. Take that lax and relaxative. Put you fuckers to sleep. Dirt nap. Fuck with us. Dirt nap. Dig it? -
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Notes I didn’t do the dishes last night and it seems Momma Duran left the woefully annoying kitchen timer going in an attempt to limit the amount of sleep I gotWhich sort of worked, as I’m up before noon.
I also grabbed a bat and a knife and cleared the house before turning it off. Devil woman, she is, always trying to rile up my ninja-ness.
And now, food and probably back to sleep. Haha
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Notes"If you gonna come to my house at 5 in the morning, eat all my food, drink all my drinks, not have sex with me and leave at 6:30? That’s a passive burglary!"Hannibal Buress
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don’t get me fucking started on sake vegans.
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my wife is drinking and thumbing through the thinkgeek catalog.
is it too late to propose again?
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legallyblindobservations replied to your post: yeah that shot of bushmills is going to bite me in the tookus.
sir, whiskey...
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Is it bad that I'm making fun of people who are going to Ocean City this weekend?
Like… have fun sitting in traffic on 50 for like five hours and...
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Today was honestly one of the best days I’ve had in a while. You’re amazing and I want to thank you for ever allowing me into your life. I hope this...
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drunk tumbling is a whole other experience.
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shaking ya ass transcends all races, ethnicities, cultures, languages and religions.
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Anonymous asked: why do you dislike tyler oakley
he’s like the dane cook of tumblr
