Legally Blind Observations
Damn near blind with shit brown eyes. I think I do all right.
LINKS AND TAGS (in no particular order):
Dat tagged/me doe
Grad school shenanigans
Stories from my undergrad days
Life in NYC
Operation: Get Me the Fuck Up Outta Here 1.0, 2.0, and 3.0
Adventures in gainful employment!
My love/hate relationship with Anons
How to be a Successful New Yorker
If you came to hear me
Things Thought Up by Lunatic Geniuses
Quotes and Conversations
In which I am dead from laughter
What I Need in Life (updated as needed)
Things that are accurate!
Witty Quote Wednesday
People that I would maim in the street
Pickup Lines So Bad They Must Work
Thomas Griffin asks "why?"
The Frown-Upside-Down Project (aka Hipster Edits)
Waldy's Words of Wisdom
Da Serenadin' Da Ladiez List
All my lovely angry rants
just had two jehovahs witnesses approach me in a fast food joint I showed them my dashboard there was hentai on it I truly have lost my chill bye
shotarokaneda are you seeing this
Don’t believe them girls who talkin bout how they fuck with ugly boys and tiny meat. It’s a damn lie, they still ain’t fuckin with you, don’t fall...
imitation is truly the sincerest form of flattery
It’s as cold as a witches tit and as windy as standing behind someone who’s farting. Not good guys.
Just thought you might need a...