Legally Blind Observations

jazzedloon replied to your post: The question now becomes what to do with my days off

you could always visit me at work and bring me a sandwich.

Hahahahaha. There’s no guarantee that said sammich wouldn’t be at least partially eaten by the time I got there, depending on the distance and the type of sammich. 

jazzedloon replied to your post: The question now becomes what to do with my days off

things i would do in NYC if i didn’t work all the time: go see the lowline, go hang out at FAO schwartz and scowl at all the spoiled kids, ride the roosevelt island tram, go to burger shot beer, kayak on the hudson, go to the cloisters.

The Lowline sounds interesting but it’s been closed for two hours and will be closed tomorrow and Tuesday for the same reason I don’t have class tomorrow and Tuesday. I might check it out on Thursday afternoon though. 

FAO Schwartz closed 4 minutes ago, although scowling at spoiled kids is a hobby of mine so I’ll save that one for a rainy day too. 

The Roosevelt Island Tram is closed on the weekends. Sad Fred.

Burger Shot Beer sounds very intriguing and is right in my price range haha. I’d feel lame going alone but fuck it, I might. 

Something tells me kayaking on the Hudson at this time of night is out of the question haha.

The Cloisters closed at 5:45. I liked the Met the last time I went (eighth grade with that idiot Zeskand, you were probably there too). I may go to the American Museum of Natural History though. Last time I went there was fifth grade with TAG and I got lost for like three hours and missed all the good shit, so that would be fun to actually see.

You’ve given me quite a few options, young one. I applaud and appreciate the effort.

jazzedloon replied to your post: I have done the impossible

i am facebook stalking you at 230 AM… that wasn’t supposed to make you happy, just worried

It’s appreciated all the same.

jazzedloon replied to your post: jazzedloon replied to your photo: My mouth may get…

FAAAARTSZZZZ

I dislike you ever so slightly at this point

jazzedloon replied to your photo: My mouth may get pregnant. Because it’s about to…

i can, like, feel the farts that would be happening to my body if i ate that BY JUST LOOKING AT IT

Don’t talk about farts while I’m eating my delicious nomz.

jazzedloon replied to your post: jazzedloon replied to your post: iqdni99a replied…

ok that’s not really what happened. i was servicing a fellow, the act of which lead to my loss of virginity, and he started singing michael buble. then he jokingly slapped me in the face with his dick. true story.

What a dichotomy in actions. First smooth crooning and then dick-perpetrated violence. Huh. 

jazzedloon replied to your post: jazzedloon replied to your post: iqdni99a replied…

….may have lost my virginity to buble. class act!

Hahaha. As always, all class. I salute you miss. If it’s any consolation, I lost my virginity with Fox News on in the background in the next room.

jazzedloon replied to your post: iqdni99a replied to your post: I need to add to…

no. dude. FUCK MICHAEL BUBLE.

Waldy I could understand, but what’s he done to you haha

jazzedloon replied to your post: Waldy and I just spent the last five minutes arguing quite heatedly about the statistical significance of females in the world who would fuck for a cheeseburger

i absolutely would. you know i am dating my boyfriend because he made me pancakes.

Hahahaha. Good to know, I guess

jazzedloon replied to your chat: Fuckin’ lobsters, man

Yo, fuck Maine.

Mario may or may not have challenged you to a duel

jazzedloon replied to your post: jazzedloon replied to your post: jazzedloon…

ALSO i work in my school’s admission office #humblebrag #sanshumble ps. received

#Swag

jazzedloon replied to your post: jazzedloon replied to your post: Sooooo sure. (as…

swank ass new york magazine internship less than swank ass new haven register internship editor in chief of swank ass college newspaper darling of the eng dept (but thats cause i’m black) jhughes2@conncoll.edu

Boom, roasted. I mean, sent. Thanks playa, I owe you one

jazzedloon replied to your post: Sooooo

sure. (as long as you admit i’m smarter than you— i can send you a resume)

We’ll have to match wits at some point in the future to get to the bottom of that. I trust your abilities though. Where am I sending this?

jazzedloon replied to your post: jazzedloon replied to your post: jazzedloon…

WHY’D YOU STOP PLAYING WORDS WITH FRIENDS WITH ME

Hahaha I just stopped playing in general. I’ve been meaning to start up again, probably when I get back to school. 

jazzedloon replied to your post: jazzedloon replied to your post: So far so good on…

The wineless New Haven.

Oh. Fuckin’ lame.