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infamousnzombified replied to your post: Drinkin with the white wimmenz. LolzBout to get white girl wasted?
Oh man yes I did. I had three beers, four ciders, three whiskeys, two Long Island Iced Teas, and a shot of tequila. Then I wobbled around Brooklyn for a bit because I couldn’t find North 7th street and my phone was dead. I remember buying Pringles, eating half the tube and leaving them on the train. I woke up quite sad.
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Notes infamousnzombified replied to your post: infamousnzombified replied to your post: I just…It’s good on the rice cakes tooo
I’ll have to try it. I think my next endeavor will be a PBJ with two of the corn cakes instead of bread. Because, as I said earlier, America
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Notes infamousnzombified replied to your post: I just spread peanut butter on one of those Quaker caramel corn cakeshaha my gf showed me that once and i was like o_O GENIUS
Literally the greatest thing I’ve done since I graduated. I’m so beside myself with pride, it’s like I backflipped over the moon, I dunno, it’s beyond comprehension delicious
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htg dying its so fckin slow at work and im missing my lil sisters prom pics for this shit
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It’s kinda red. :| Not as red as I’d hope, but it’s there.
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you know how sometimes you try to read something in a dream
and you can make out the individual words, but when you read them all together in a...
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Facial peels look like ejaculatory fluids.
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“I sipped a 40 out of an extra long bendy straw while reading a book on the black power movement and then working on a paper on femininity during the...”
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miguel tried to long jump 46 bitches in church shoes this nigga think he blake griffin
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“hey does anyone want a Pop”
no i dont want a pop because its called soda because...
