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infamousnfamous asked: yooooo you kill the zombies with bombs and i'll call you my prohpet or some shit - so you can get people to worship and follow me with will increase my powers and ill use my powers to keep you safe which brings in more followers - and the two of us will rule the world and be hailed as the people who slayed the zombies once and for all
Yo. I fucks with this idea.
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infamousnfamous replied to your post: infamousnfamous replied to your post: iqdni99a…
“son, lemme explain to you why your father was beaten to a pulp. you see, when you act like a wannabe thug against the wrong guy…”
Right? Not a conversation I really wanna have but fuck it if I have to I have to. When it comes to shit like that I will gladly get cuffed and taken downtown and explain why I had to leave a stranger fucked up and bleeding on the sidewalk. If it’s gonna be me or them walking away, that is not a difficult choice, and I feel I’m possessed of the right skill set to make it happen. I just would’ve missed work and they would’ve been down a person on an already busy day. These people need to fuck with me on my day off haha
infamousnfamous replied to your post: iqdni99a replied to your post: iqdni99a replied…
he sounds like a pussy trying to look tough for his kid. youre a better man than me (lol) cuz if that happened to me and some lady put her hands in my face and threatened me after i backed off, shed be bleeding in the train for real
That’s what it boils down to I think. I called him on his bullshit and he wanted to save face. Cuz like between the time I talked to him at first and the time he tried to be a smartass on his way by getting off the train, we said no words to each other, I didn’t even look at him, so like why would you continue the conversation if it was clearly over? His kid even stopped kicking the seat, so I literally had no reason to talk to this guy again, but he felt the need to fuck with me.
I dunno. Like I said, not to be all after the fact thuggin n shit, but there was a very fine line between him walking away and being carried away in pain, and he rode a gotdamn unicycle down it. I feel like the fact that his little kid was there had an effect too. Like that Kevin Hart joke about how once your kid sees you get your ass beat you really can’t say shit haha. But I dunno I feel like seeing your dad get stomped by some stranger is some traumatic shit, I wouldn’t wanna put lil man through that unless I HAD to. Like if dude would’ve pulled an actual weapon, no ifs ands or buts I would’ve hurt him. Probably would’ve apologized to his kid though I dunno
Also better man than you haha nice
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Pretty accurate there I ain’t mad
infamousnfamous replied to your post: infamousnfamous replied to your post: …
good for him lol I just mean I dont get how people extrapolate any ~deeper meaning and quality of life~ from not drinking/smoking. people who define themselves by what they dont like make no sense to me.
I feel ya
infamousnfamous replied to your post: whatdoesalonemean replied to your post: Had a…
yawn straightedge
He’s not one of those “I’m gonna lord it over you cuz I’m better than you” straightedge dudes though, which is cool, but yeah. I respect his lifestyle n shit but I couldn’t do it, personally
infamousnfamous replied to your post: A tie is a cape for the back of your head
nightbloggin
I guess. It just hit me on the train back from work. Moment of clarity type ish
infamousnfamous replied to your post: Just got paid
I love that feeling! I get maaaad extra hours in the first week of the month bc food stamps coming in + ppl getting paid = supermarket being hella crowded so my first paycheck of the month looks nice as fuck
Niiiice. We just opened up another restaurant in Brooklyn and a good number of people went over there to run shit so between the exodus of people and the training of new people going on now, they’ve needed people who’ve been around to work a lot to pick up the slack. I think I did 47 hours last week and I’m looking at probably 50+ this week. I ain’t mad at it. I’m almost sad that classes start up again on Monday, because I won’t be able to make all that taco money haha
infamousnfamous replied to your post: I think you really suck but Im attracted to you.
lmao ok?
Hahaha my thoughts exactly. I kinda feel bad haha
infamousnfamous replied to your post: What I need in life
I can visit you with the scotch and we look for some women. 2 down, 2 to go.
I like the way you think miss. Let’s do it haha
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I ain’t mad at it
infamousnfamous replied to your post: An incredibly high number of cute girls came…
thats cute about the old lady, maybe she can have a guest spot in your next album lol
Hahaha I was thinking the same thing. Maybe get a couple piano riffs from her, make some classical beats haha
infamousnfamous replied to your post: On my way out the door just now I ran into this…
push him into traffic. lol i kid. maybe.
Hahaha. You and me are often on the same wavelength, I like it
sandraandra replied to your post: On my way out the door just now I ran into this…
Lol welp you tried.
Yuppp. That’s really all I can do haha
infamousnfamous replied to your post: Im a fickle bastard
Idk i kinda like the definition one the most
You’re the second person to say that. I’m thinking I may try to incorporate the definition bit into the second design somehow, I dunno. Thanks!
infamousnfamous replied to your post: Dude one of these days I need to make a NYC-tumblr run because I have so many mutual followers in NYC
Same here next time im in the city for more than a day, expect to see me :p
I look forward to it!
manifestdestiny1839 replied to your post: Damn son this may be the first summer I dont have…
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