Legally Blind Observations

This is the coolest thing you will see today. FACT.

…took my Harry Potter “I Will Survive” thing and made it into this.

I am ridiculously impressed, flattered, and still laughing my ass off. 

Day = made.

Props to Vermigs for bringing it to my attention.

Remember when I said this?

Get ready to see it.

serbu009:

because everyone posts shit about Harry Potter and I’m the only person on the face of the damn planet interested in seeing it that hasn’t seen it yet.

SPOILER ALERT.

Jeebus.

I kinda wanna see it and haven’t, but I also haven’t seen #5-7.1, so I may see those first. LOVED the books though. I’ve easily read the books 200+ times in total (I was a lot more of a nerd as a kid and had far too much time on my hands). I just never really got around to seeing the movies; after the fuckery that was the Quidditch World Cup, I just got angry. “Yay it’s the Cup!” *cut to* “Yay Ireland won!” Excuse me bitch, I wanted to see some World Cup Quidditch.

Wow. That got angry really quickly. Haha

I’m a smartass.

loveandoleander:

Okay, I’m as big of a Harry Potter as anyone, and I loved the Snape double-spy thing.  I get that he protected Harry and ladida and that’s all fine and dandy.  But seriously, dude?  Get the fuck over her.

I concur. It’s been over twenty years bro. Get down to the Hog’s Head, go to that upstairs room and get some action. Just make sure your wand is wearing a hat before you enter the Chamber of Secrets. Y’know, just in case she has Dragon Herpes.

For all muh Harry Potter fans

While I’m 99% sure that this is an April Fool’s joke from IGN, this show actually looks kind of cool.

It tells you something when the fake shit that people are making up is cooler than the real shit. I had a similar reaction when I found out that the Pokemon live action movie trailer was fake too.

presidents:

dicks-oak:

Regulus Black, to Sirius Black
I tried to do what you would have done, in the end.

Peter Pettigrew, to James Potter
I wish I could take it back.

Gideon Prewett, to Arthur Weasley
You take good care of our Molly, you hear?

Merope Gaunt, to Tom Marvolo…

This was pretty awesome

thefrogman:

• seth-david-andrew: Ravenclaw.
• synthezoid: Slytherin, baby. Shocked, right?
• fuckyeahfirestar: HufflePuff 4 LYFE, yo.
• idratherbeloislane: Ravenclaw, bb. 
• callmekitto: SLYTHERIN FO LYFE!
• green-blooded-hobgoblin: I am a Ravenclaw
• hermione-the-owl: I’ve already been sorted
• sheslikeacatinheat: Did not take quiz. I be Ravenclaw.
• runintothenight: Gryffindor.
• canwejustbedeatheaters: It says Gryffindor! I REFUSE! I’M SLYTHERIN! ¬¬
• nevertickleasleepingdraco: BETTER BE SLYTHERIN. >;D
• -atquidditchtime: Gryffindor !
• fuckyeahpotter: Ravenclaw seconded. 
• theofficegossiptheory: I’M IN RAVENCLAW!!! SUCK IT!!!
• purpleducky: I’m a Slytherin!

This is my house. I call it Lenny.

Gryffindor. Clearly I don’t fucks around