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If you don’t think Rolf is great then we can’t be friends.
Rolf is the greatest
Breath of Bones: A Tale of the Golem, issue 3 cover art
Damn, this looks pretty!
Making out with a girl for the first time is the coolest thing and the second coolest thing is driving home and getting aware of all the parts of your face where she was and tasting her lip balm on your lips. The third coolest thing is outer space.
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“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
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I dunno what/how it happened but my left shoulder has been 90% nonresponsive since Wednesday. Like the muscle that connects to my back just doesn’t work and is stiff as hell. Not a huge fan of it
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*sends vibes*
Oh thank ya so much gurl :{D
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So here it is 1,000 Burpees with a weighted vest. Do what others won’t to one day do what they can’t and all that shit. But yeah definitely one of the worst experiences of my life.
You are a fool
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Have you played Arkham City? Its sooooo good.
Nah not yet. I just picked up Arkham Asylum though so once I’m done with this take home final I’m gonna give that a go
It’s kinda red. :| Not as red as I’d hope, but it’s there.
and you can make out the individual words, but when you read them all together in a...
Facial peels look like ejaculatory fluids.
“hey does anyone want a Pop”
no i dont want a pop because its called soda because...
its a masterpiece.
alan moore.